Winning Joke - Brandon Redden

Q:  Why were the two pumpkins so close?
A:  They had deep roots.

Q:  Why did the pumpkin cross the road?

A:  It fell off the wagon!

Q:  Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
A:  It had no guts!

Q:  What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A:  A pumpkin patch.

Q:  What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?
A:  Pumpkin Pi !

Q:  What's black, white, orange and waddles?
A:  A penquin holding a pumpkin.

If you liked these, you'll like our newest contest - Funniest Pumpkin Joke.
Make up your best joke and either write it down or be prepared to say it at the party!